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By Alistair Vance | London | March 25, 2022 Conservative
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LONDON – Across the globe in the city-state of Singapore, a new 'staple' has been introduced to the market today. It does not grow in the soil, it does not require the sun, and it has never seen a scythe. They call it "Syn-Grain"—a protein-paste derived from bioreactor-cultivated wheat cells. To the technocrats of the 'Great Integration,' it is a triumph of innovation. To those of us who value tradition and the physical permanence of the world, it is a grim harbinger of a sterile future.

The "Syn-Grain" launch is the first commercial attempt to solve the Great Wheat Shortage through synthetic biology. The product is a greyish, odourless paste that can be 3D-printed into shapes resembling loaves or noodles. It is technically nutritious, possessing the exact caloric profile of a standard durum wheat, but it lacks the one ingredient that defines human civilisation: a soul.

There is something deeply uncanny about a bread that has no connection to the seasons or the earth. For five thousand years, the act of breaking bread has been a sacred link between man and nature. By replacing the golden fields with stainless steel vats, we are severing that link. "We have achieved total caloric security," boasted a representative from the Singaporean Bioprocessing Lab via Aether-Link. But at what cost to our humanity?

In the clubs of St James, the news has been met with a mixture of derision and genuine concern. "A nation fed on paste is a nation that has forgotten its heritage," remarked a retired diplomat as we examined a sample—which, I might add, required a fountain pen to sign for as a 'bio-secure substance.' The Vane Administration in Washington has already signalled that it will ban the import of 'un-soiled' grains, a rare moment of clarity in an otherwise isolationist policy.

The globalist dream of the 2020s seems to be one where we live in digital meshes, communicate via neural-presence, and eat lab-grown sludge. It is a world of efficiency over elegance, of data over dignity. While the Caspian Sea Union holds the world to ransom with their real wheat, we are retreating into a laboratory-manufactured fantasy. If this is the 'Daily Bread' of the future, then I fear for the spiritual health of the generations to come. We should be reinvesting in our own soil and our own sovereignty, not bowing down to the bioreactor. A loaf of bread should be a gift of the earth, not a print-out from a machine.